The tumblr marriage proposal is not gay...

raptoravatar:

1) On behalf of all us meaningfulcore-leaning honkies, I apologize to everyone else; I’m sorry you had to see us like this.

2) It was kind of sweet and made me go “Awww” at the end.

3) Can we at least call it wusstastic or something instead?  Or at least wait until we have actual gays proposing to each other at the top of the dash?  Oh wait, that will actually feel like a landmark civil rights moment, or at least we will use it as a way to pat ourselves on the back for being progressive.

4) I can spin yarns about silver insects granting localized time travel powers to people.  Yet, I cannot conceive of a world where that girl is NOT named Marissa.

5) I’m gonna stop right now because the sappy part of me that cries during “Glee” is now perfectly in balance with the raging asshole that sees any genuine expression of feeling as innately contrived and, thus; deserving of having the rug jerked out from under it.

Agreed, except the part about Glee. I remember that guy from way, way back in the day on Something Awful. Like a major metropolitan city, the internet becomes tiny after a few years.